Hey there! Welcome back to the Teen Insignia forum site. Today I present to you 'What is your beauty profile' quiz to test if you are a future makeup queen or just a random person that came rolling out of the horse stable. Please, please, please answer these questions truthfully (I hate liars). Now, please enjoy:
(This quiz is made and compose by Soman Chainani, the author of the School for Good and Evil)
When you first wake up in the morning, you...
a. Brush your teeth and splash warm water on your face
b. Eat a hearty breakfast
c. Chew on rocks and roll around the stable floor
d. Use cleanser, serum, toner, moisturiser, face mist, body oil, and skin mask, followed by yoga, makeup application, hair styling and dressing.
2. Which of the following best describes the way you feel about going to a ball?
a. I enjoy a good formal party a few times a year
b. I'll go, I suppose, but I'd rather read a book
c. If you try to make me attend the ball, I will empty you of all your organs
d. Seeing as a ball is not truly a ball without my stunning, regal presence
3. What is your closet mostly filled with?
a. Smart-looking, practical clothing and shoes with a few special outfits for big events
b. Black tunics, clumps, and torn stockings
c. Crates of manure, slingshots fo cling said manure at others unwashed underpants and several jars of junglefish eyeballs preserved in vinegar
d. Eighteen custom-made gowns by a great fashion designer, as well as a dozen of delicate slippers and six tailored cashmere and velvet-lined coats
4. What is the best time of the year to harvest slugs?
a. I've never harvested slugs because I'm a little squeamish, but logic tells me that they're likely to be roaming around when it's hot and muggy outside.
b. I often collect slugs for my experiments, and I know that the best time to get them is during the raining season
c. I didn't hear the question because I had a parade of slugs coming out of my ears
d. You've got to be kidding, ask the gardener
5. What is your favourite scent?
a. I love anything light and clean - like fresh orange blossoms
b. I prefer my natural scent, even if I haven't bathed in a few days
c. Whatever comes from rolling around in the stables
d. A dusting of frangipani-laced talcum powder right out of the bath and then a dab of lavender, patchouli, and vanilla at all my pulse points
Here are the answers:
If you answered mostly 'a': You have a basic understanding of beauty and hygiene. With a little help from me, you will start to blossom.
If you answered mostly 'b': You are very far behind from the expectations of the basics of beauty. Out of 5, I would give you a maximum of 2.
If you answered mostly 'c': Go and learn how to get a bath. IMMEDIATELY!!!
If you answered mostly 'd' There are only two ways you got this score, you either lying or your me.
Thanks for playing and jot down on the comments of what you got! See you next time sisters!
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